Saturday, June 07, 2008

My Life According to Google

This sounds like a laugh.

Type in the following and choose from the first page...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Grace needs to have intimate relations with a man
She bloody doesn't.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Grace looks like a gift tied with wrapping paper, ribbons, and bows.
Cheers =/


3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google:
Grace does her pilates


4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Grace hates crocs and leggings.
Yes, yes she does.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google:
Grace goes mad for purple
Well you can tell that from my blog.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Grace loves Hannah Montana
Shhhh!

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Grace eats small mammals
No comment

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Grace has a room to rent/is looking for a roommate in Seattle

9: Type in"[your name] works" in Google:
None of these make sense because they're all about God, but here goes:
Grace Works Through Imperfect Relationships

10: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search:
Grace lives at home with her 5 children

11: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Grace died of cot death and mel and sophie died in the dog in the pond.
Something to do with Hollyoaks, apparently

12: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
GRACE will be able to map the Earth's gravity fields by making accurate
My, how exciting!